Fishsplosion
Sep. 24th, 2005 | 11:44 pm
mood:
accomplished
music: Wide Open Spaces - Dixie Chicks
Here is a gory/graphic story. By BenG. Don't blame me.
chickendancehelp: I once had a fish.
chickendancehelp: I named him Catnip.
BenG: we had a whole fish tank
BenG: But when I was like 3
chickendancehelp: He died of shock. A heart attack. Due to stress from...Sushi.
BenG: My cat jumped on the heat regulator
BenG: and turned it all the way up
BenG: and um...fish soup
chickendancehelp: oh my god...
BenG: it got so hot
BenG: the glass broke
chickendancehelp: LOL!
chickendancehelp: (?)
BenG: so we came downstairs in the morn
BenG: and there were fish all over the living room
BenG: It like exploded
chickendancehelp: LOL!
BenG: a FISHSPLOSION!
chickendancehelp: Oh lord.
chickendancehelp: Oh lord.
BenG: what
chickendancehelp: A fishsplosion.
BenG: Remember those fruit snacks when you were little
BenG: Like Gushers
chickendancehelp: YES!
chickendancehelp: I was the only one whose parents didn't buy them.
BenG: I'd like to see FISHSPLOSION GUSHERS
chickendancehelp: EEEEW!
BenG: haha
BenG: just to gross kids out
BenG: they expect like strawberry
chickendancehelp: Good lord, you SADIST!
chickendancehelp: I once had a fish.
chickendancehelp: I named him Catnip.
BenG: we had a whole fish tank
BenG: But when I was like 3
chickendancehelp: He died of shock. A heart attack. Due to stress from...Sushi.
BenG: My cat jumped on the heat regulator
BenG: and turned it all the way up
BenG: and um...fish soup
chickendancehelp: oh my god...
BenG: it got so hot
BenG: the glass broke
chickendancehelp: LOL!
chickendancehelp: (?)
BenG: so we came downstairs in the morn
BenG: and there were fish all over the living room
BenG: It like exploded
chickendancehelp: LOL!
BenG: a FISHSPLOSION!
chickendancehelp: Oh lord.
chickendancehelp: Oh lord.
BenG: what
chickendancehelp: A fishsplosion.
BenG: Remember those fruit snacks when you were little
BenG: Like Gushers
chickendancehelp: YES!
chickendancehelp: I was the only one whose parents didn't buy them.
BenG: I'd like to see FISHSPLOSION GUSHERS
chickendancehelp: EEEEW!
BenG: haha
BenG: just to gross kids out
BenG: they expect like strawberry
chickendancehelp: Good lord, you SADIST!
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Israel VS Hamas
Sep. 24th, 2005 | 10:51 pm
mood:
gloomy
music: Penny Lane
A CNN Article.
One thing about CNN - they are OBVIOUSLY anti-Israel. They should at least have the decency to conceal it. Perhaps Israel did something wrong. Still, the mistakes by Israel are at the least balanced out by the mistakes by Hamas. Each side has problems, and each side needs help. The UN is obviously not helping at all, so matters must be taken into their own hands. The difficulty is in the religious restrictions. I do not hate Palestinians, I only feel as though each and every situation has to do with both sides. Which includes Palestinians.
Good god, what is this world coming to?
Ben (G) told me he heard that millions of Iraqis have died in this disgusting battle. I don't want to believe it, and I actually don't. Yet, there's always that little piece of doubt in my head from the holocaust - then, nobody thought it could happen now, in their time. That's exactly how I feel about it, which scares me even more.
One thing about CNN - they are OBVIOUSLY anti-Israel. They should at least have the decency to conceal it. Perhaps Israel did something wrong. Still, the mistakes by Israel are at the least balanced out by the mistakes by Hamas. Each side has problems, and each side needs help. The UN is obviously not helping at all, so matters must be taken into their own hands. The difficulty is in the religious restrictions. I do not hate Palestinians, I only feel as though each and every situation has to do with both sides. Which includes Palestinians.
Good god, what is this world coming to?
Ben (G) told me he heard that millions of Iraqis have died in this disgusting battle. I don't want to believe it, and I actually don't. Yet, there's always that little piece of doubt in my head from the holocaust - then, nobody thought it could happen now, in their time. That's exactly how I feel about it, which scares me even more.
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New Blog!
Aug. 1st, 2005 | 09:38 pm
I made a new blog for the new school year; I won't be using this one any more. You can find it here.
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What is high school about?
Jul. 6th, 2005 | 03:06 pm
What is high school about?
1) What grades you get
2) How much money you have
3) What you wear
4) Who you date
Or is it about something good?
1) What grades you get
2) How much money you have
3) What you wear
4) Who you date
Or is it about something good?
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Personality Test
Mar. 25th, 2005 | 10:55 am
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personality tests by similarminds.com
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MY LIMERICKS! (There are 9)
Feb. 2nd, 2005 | 06:23 pm
mood:
Satisfied with my limericks.
1) There once was a boy named Dick.
He wanted to join a clique.
But when he was tried,
He fell down and died.
Apparently Dick didn't click.
2) There once was a place called Maine.
It happened to be full of rain.
And when you went to its moat,
You would always sink the boat,
And from then on you would live on grain.
3) There is a good food called mollasses.
It does receive many good gasses.
At the factory,
I'd rather make tea,
Instead of those wonderful masses.
4) I once had a brother named Lee.
His face always was filled with glee.
And when he was sad,
He always felt bad,
And he would always have to go pee :)
5) There once was a textbook named Ned.
He had lots of things in his head.
And when it was gone,
He stood up, took a yawn
And said "Finally these things are all dead!"
6) There once was a girl named Mariah.
She met a good guy named Zachariah.
And when they were wed,
She put a GUN to his head,
And then he said, "What a bad lia'!"
7) There once was a planet called Earth.
It carried such monstrous girth.
When in came the tide,
She took a deep breath and sighed:
"Whatever will become of my mirth?"
8) There once was a girl named Mia.
She had a good friend called Lia.
Mia sat on a chair,
And brushed her own hair,
Of course, Lia later said "Seeya!"
9) There once was a man named Lear.
He happened to be quite a dear.
And when he was mean,
He would not redeem
Anything to good to the ear.
If you have ANYTHING to add, be my guest :)
He wanted to join a clique.
But when he was tried,
He fell down and died.
Apparently Dick didn't click.
2) There once was a place called Maine.
It happened to be full of rain.
And when you went to its moat,
You would always sink the boat,
And from then on you would live on grain.
3) There is a good food called mollasses.
It does receive many good gasses.
At the factory,
I'd rather make tea,
Instead of those wonderful masses.
4) I once had a brother named Lee.
His face always was filled with glee.
And when he was sad,
He always felt bad,
And he would always have to go pee :)
5) There once was a textbook named Ned.
He had lots of things in his head.
And when it was gone,
He stood up, took a yawn
And said "Finally these things are all dead!"
6) There once was a girl named Mariah.
She met a good guy named Zachariah.
And when they were wed,
She put a GUN to his head,
And then he said, "What a bad lia'!"
7) There once was a planet called Earth.
It carried such monstrous girth.
When in came the tide,
She took a deep breath and sighed:
"Whatever will become of my mirth?"
8) There once was a girl named Mia.
She had a good friend called Lia.
Mia sat on a chair,
And brushed her own hair,
Of course, Lia later said "Seeya!"
9) There once was a man named Lear.
He happened to be quite a dear.
And when he was mean,
He would not redeem
Anything to good to the ear.
If you have ANYTHING to add, be my guest :)
